TheMinionTheMinion

TheMinion

54 – Kalmar, Kalmar Lšn, Sweden

Humble, everyday knight in rusty armour

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About her

Country of origin:
Sweden
Location:
Kalmar, Kalmar Lšn, Sweden
Gender:
Female
Age:
54
Star sign:
Pisces
Height:
163cm (5' 4.2")
Body type:
A few extra pounds
Looks:
Ask me later
Hair colour:
Dark Blonde
Eye colour:
Hazel
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Several times a week
Education:
University / College student
Occupation:
Political / Government
Income:
Enough
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
Swedish
Other languages:
English; French
Religion:
Atheist

About her ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in Europe
Gender:
Male
Age range:
40 - 65
Star sign:
Any
Height:
170cm (5' 6.9") - 210cm (6' 10.7") or taller
Body type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never; Occasionally
Drinking:
Occasionally; Several times a week; Most days
Education:
Further education
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Enough; Comfortable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English; Afrikaans; Danish; Dutch; Finnish; French; Gaelic / Irish; German; Italian; Norwegian; Spanish; Welsh
Other languages:
English; Danish; Dutch; French; Gaelic / Irish; German; Italian; Norwegian; Welsh
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Spiritual, but not religious; Other
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In Her Own Words

About her

Cogito, ergo sum. I think too much, and sometimes not at all.
My days are spent like those of most people: I go to bed only to get up, work and go to bed so I can work again. Everything else has to wind itself into and through this. But sometimes, and very irrationally, an idea forms. Not particularly wild or unrealistic (think: take the train to Copenhagen next weekend, just for the day) and then that idea takes on a life of its own. It always ends up the same way: I throw all good intentions into the fireplace and the trainride to Copenhagen is magically transformed to a 2 week trip to Florence. Or some mountain retreat I don´t know how to get to or from.
Consequences? Who cares, I´m still alive and I know the German autobahn like my own backpocket by now.

I´m not looking for a person to complete my life, it´s quite complete as is. I´m looking for someone to share with, happiness which is bountiful but also the darker days with silver linings that are certain to eventually turn up.

I´ve lived in many different places and times (yes I know that sounds odd) all my life and hiraeth is a part of me that always pushes me on and forwards.
I have owned restaurants, lived in cities, had a farm and delivered lambs. I have climbed rocks, waded through mangrove swamps, skied until I puked and am currently renovating an 1850´s country house. Very slowly.

I love to cook but seldom have enough energy left.
Wine, books and gaming is a passion. Beers, spirits and noisy places not so.
I am a hedonist at heart but I also know that to get what you want you have to work for it.

The Gods I believe in: Monty Python, Tolkien and Pratchett.
You would have to understand sarcasm and innuendo, but it is never ill meant.
Almost everyone with a social media life knows that you cannot just walk into Mordor but how many today understand a nod at The Hogfather, or the banging together of coconutshells?

About her ideal match

So here it is: I am looking for a Troll King, Goblin will do fine. Hobbits too. Preferably with his own cave, a winecellar would be much appreciated!

Enjoy good food, wine, strange places, evening strolls through graveyards (this is a must), stormy weather, small antiqueshops, or just learn to live with the antiqueshops.

I´m not going to state that a man has to look like this or that as I don´t care to be so limited, and last time I looked my passport didn´t say "Ms Universe" either.

You need to have a life though and not be confined to a sheltered couch hiding behind a televionset.

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More about her

Personality
Sense of humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The heart
Party behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality traits:
Adventurous; Confident; Daring; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Optimistic; Outgoing; Philosophical
Valued qualities:
Compassion; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Tolerance
Fashion sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite clothing:
Anything, as long as it's black
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Long; It has its moods
Eyesight:
I wear contacts
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks
Music preferences:
Alternative; Blues; Heavy Metal; R&B / Soul; Rap / Hip Hop; Reggae; Rock; World
Reading:
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Fantasy; History
TV habits:
I don't have a television
Movie frequency:
I wait for movies to come out on DVD or online.
Movie preferences:
Art Films; Cult Classics; Documentary
Interests:
Business news; Cooking; Internet; Painting; Photography; Politics; Reading; The arts
Sport involvement:
Bored to death
Sports:
Horse Riding; Walking
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Doesn't matter
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Out of control
Time at work:
I always put in overtime
Pastimes of choice:
Pursuing a hobby
Time online:
I'm online more than I'm offline
Family size:
I'm an only child
Family contact:
I rarely see them
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
For the right person, to the moon!
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Have):
Cat(s)
Pets (Like):
Dog(s); Horse(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
Work fewer hours
Religious attendance:
Never
Dream home:
Castle in Scotland
Retirement plans:
Seeing the world in style
Feelings about using Soul to Soul:
Curious
Honesty:
Very