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TheyDontKnow

36 – Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England

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Online: 25 May 2024

Modified: 14 May 2024

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In His Own Words

About him

I've memorised over two hundred digits of pi, I can write awesome javascript and I can also whistle unusually fast. I can also hand-make fuel cells that load into unmanned aerial vehicles, so if you are woman with a UAV manufacturing facility in your back garden, I may just be your ideal man.

As a millennial, I grew up enjoying computing and technology, so I went to college & university studying these, and outside of work, I still spend time enjoying computer stuff. I'm at a point in my life where I want to pull away being such a recluse though and make real connections with real people. The extended nature of my digital life perhaps explains why my profile reads like a clown car act.

I've traveled solo to Poland to view Beksinski's art works, I've spent 2 years living in Taiwan for work (computer stuff primarily, but it did get weird at times, also 臺灣很好!) & leisure, and I've vacationed with my family and pet dogs in Lowestoft many times throughout my childhood; living in a static caravan with only gas, no running water nor electricity. We played board games and stuff. It was fun, honest!

What am I supposed to be writing here again.

If you're wondering why I went with "TheyDontKnow" as my username: it's the name of an internet meme format which MS Paint depicts an introvert standing in the corner of a room with couples dancing near him, and the format always makes me laugh. Interpret that how you please.

About his ideal match

My ideal match is a woman who ultimately wants kids, and wants to travel around Europe a bit together, and we'll make many memories home and abroad. I don't have much relationship experience so it is difficult for me to specify, so I shall approach this with openness! If my profile make's you smile, get in touch.

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
36
Star sign:
Leo
Height:
6' 1" (185cm)
Body type:
Slim
Looks:
Average
Hair colour:
Dark Brown
Eye colour:
Hazel
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual
Have children:
No
Want children:
Yes
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University
Occupation:
Labour / Construction
Income:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Ask me later

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in Europe
Location:
Anywhere in the United Kingdom
Gender:
Female
Age range:
30 - 40
Star sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Not important at all
Relationship Status:
Single
Have children:
No
Want children:
Yes
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Never; Occasionally
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Spiritual, but not religious; Christian / Orthodox
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

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